The audit is free, and it's free for a practical reason: we'd rather tell you honestly what's wrong before you pay for anything, than sell a package that doesn't match what your site actually needs.
What Gets Checked
Four areas, every time.
Indexing Status
Is Google actually seeing your pages, and if not, why.
Technical Health
Crawl errors, site speed, mobile usability, structured data. Full depth on technical SEO.
Content
Thin pages, duplicate content, keyword gaps against what competitors already rank for.
Backlink Profile
Whether a previous agency left anything quietly holding you back. See link building for the fix.
- Indexing Status: Is Google actually seeing your pages, and if not, why.
- Technical Health: Crawl errors, site speed, mobile usability, structured data. Full depth on technical SEO.
- Content: Thin pages, duplicate content, keyword gaps against what competitors already rank for.
- Backlink Profile: Whether a previous agency left anything quietly holding you back. See link building for the fix.
Orphan Pages — a Specific Thing Every Audit Checks For
An orphan page is one with no internal links pointing to it from anywhere else on the site, it might exist, it might even be indexed, but nothing on the site actually leads a visitor or a crawler to it. On sites that have grown organically over years without deliberate internal-linking maintenance, a meaningful share of pages often end up in this state. These pages get crawled less regularly, rank worse when they rank at all, and contribute nothing to the site's overall topical authority, fixing this is usually a straightforward internal-linking exercise once the orphaned pages are actually identified.
What You Actually Get Back
A prioritized list, not a 40-page PDF nobody opens twice. The point isn't to demonstrate how much we checked, it's to tell you the two or three things actually worth fixing first, and roughly what fixing them would take.
No Obligation Means No Obligation
You can take the findings and do nothing with them, hand them to your own developer, or work with us. All three are fine outcomes. We'd rather you know what's wrong with your site regardless of whether you become a client, a lot of the value here is just information you didn't have before.
What the Findings Usually Look Like
Rarely one dramatic problem. More often three or four specific, fixable issues stacked together, a robots.txt rule blocking part of the site, category pages thin enough to hurt overall site quality signals, a backlink profile with a handful of genuinely damaging links mixed in with fine ones, content that's technically indexed but never built around what people actually search for. The audit separates what's urgent from what's minor, since not everything found needs to be fixed at once.
Us vs. a Generic Automated Audit Tool
The gap between a real, manual audit and a tool spitting out a checklist.
| Criteria | Automated Tool | Us |
|---|---|---|
| Filters false positives instead of flagging every possible issue | No | Yes |
| Prioritizes findings by impact-vs-effort, not just severity | No | Yes |
| Understands adult-industry-specific indexing and content-policy factors | No | Yes |
| Checks for orphan pages and internal-linking gaps specifically | No | Yes |
How Long It Takes
Most audits are turned around within a few business days of getting site access. Larger or more complex sites, big ecommerce catalogs, sites with a long SEO history to untangle, can take a little longer.
What Happens After
If you want to move forward, the findings map directly onto a package recommendation, see pricing. If a specific issue stands out (a technical problem, a thin content section, a damaged backlink profile), we'll say so plainly rather than defaulting to the most expensive tier.
How Findings Actually Get Prioritized
Not by severity alone, by weighing likely impact against how much effort a fix genuinely takes. A high-impact, low-effort fix (a stray noindex tag, a broken canonical) jumps to the top of the list ahead of a lower-impact issue that happens to look more dramatic in a report. This impact-versus-effort framing is what actually turns a list of findings into a usable roadmap, rather than a wall of technically-true-but-unranked problems.
A Fair Thing to Ask Before Trusting Any Audit, Ours Included
Ask whoever runs your audit for a redacted sample from a past engagement before committing to anything further. A vague answer to that question, or a refusal, tells you the deliverable is probably a template with your domain name swapped in. We're comfortable with that ask; a lot of agencies in this space aren't.
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FAQ
Is the audit actually free, or is there a catch?
Actually free. No credit card required, no auto-enrollment into a paid plan.
What do you need from me to run the audit?
Just your site URL to start. For a deeper look, Search Console access helps but isn't required for the initial pass.
Will you try to upsell me regardless of what the audit finds?
No, the recommendation follows the findings. A site with mostly technical issues doesn't need a content-heavy package, and we'll say that even though it's a smaller sale.
How is this different from a generic SEO audit tool?
Automated tools flag generic issues without context. This audit is run by someone who knows what "adult SEO issue" actually looks like in practice, indexing quirks, link-building realities, content-policy factors a generic tool won't catch.
Does the audit tell me what's urgent vs. what can wait?
Yes, that prioritization is most of the value. A raw list of every possible issue without triage just creates overwhelm; knowing what to fix first is the actual deliverable.
What are orphan pages, and does the audit check for them?
Pages with no internal links pointing to them, they get crawled less, rank worse, and contribute nothing to overall site authority. Yes, this is a standard part of every audit.
Can I ask to see a sample audit before committing to anything?
Yes, and you should, for us or anyone else. A clear, specific answer to that request is a good sign; a vague one usually means the deliverable is a template.